Thursday, June 21, 2007

Snail Update

Okay snaily is now on his way to Manchester, but there is a problem. He is meant to be meeting Lynch jnr for a beer in Manchester at 3pm Sept 20th 2019.

Now according to Mayan prophecy the world will end Dec 21st 2012, so snaily will not reach Manchester and his sad demise will occur (along with ours) somewhere around Junction 5 on the M74 near Belshill.

Expect to start hearing muchos newso about this date over the next few years. Its Y2K all over, but this time slightly more worrying.

Known as Time's Special Witness, 7th century Mayan prophet Pacal Votan left a universal message for future generations of an evolving Earth.

Proclaiming,"If Humanity Wishes To Save Itself From Biospheric Destruction It Must Return To Living in Natural Time," he foretold of our accelerated technological society, and the resulting damage of our collective divergence from Natural Law in exchange for materialist values.



Anonymous said...

hello there chair jumper. i just saw your video on you tube and it is good, but as a preacher (doing mostly youth things) i have been a chair jumping fool for years. i'll have to try to dig up the three year old camp video but my record was seven. we'll have to get together and do some training and see if we can't change the world one chair jumper at a time.

ryan (

Dave Lynch said...

nice one ryan, looking forward to the video, sorry for the slow reply


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