Friday, March 09, 2007

Fave Jack Bauer statements

Will make no sense if you have never watched 24...thanks to James for this

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next
half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.


If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.


Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had

to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been
looking for him.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you know who Jack Bauer is?

James

Dave Lynch said...

is it not kiefer from 24? Sky One Sunday night?

Not watched as much as Kenny though, he's got the box sets

 

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