Saturday, October 07, 2006


Cabinet Minister Jack Straw has said he would prefer Muslim women (and dark and evil overlords trying to locate the rebel alliance) not to wear veils which cover the face.

The Commons leader said he did not want to be "prescriptive" but he believed that covering people's faces could make community relations more difficult, especially in the light of recent revelations that Iran are attempting to build a death star with smuggled pipe parts.

In a 'freedom for veils' march in London this afternoon, Obi-Wan Ken Livingstone campaigned for the rights of all evil warlords, wookies and ewoks.

In a statement from Blackburn, Darth Tater (pictured here) claimed that Straw demanded he remove his veil.

Tony Blair broke off from a private meeting with Gordon Brown to calm the situation saying 'since we did not discover any weapons of mass destruction (WMD's) in Iraq or Afghanistan, we are now searching all possible hiding places, this unfortunately includes possible concealment under a veil'

Blair and Brown discuss possible handover dates...

1 comment:

Meg said...

An Arab "Mr. Potato Head" set would be a great item for toy stores around here to sell. They'd move off the shelves faster than good, ready-to-eat falafel does in the grocery stores.

Whoever came up with this is a genius.


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