Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Maybe Peter Kay?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?!

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

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