Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Denominations

You know what, it seems that many churches have the same statements of belief, same wording all the way, some of these are just next door to each other, many advertise outside to get people into their building...now call me stupid if you want, but why not just pool resources and work together in one place...or is there some differnece we just cannot agree on...read on

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
"Religious."
"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

6 comments:

christian lies said...

QUOTE"You know what, it seems that many churches have the same statements of belief, same wording all the way, some of these are just next door to each other,..."

The Koran and the bible BOTH say "Kill the unbeliver"

ALL religeons are evil - all religeons are run by power eletes.

Serve God in your own way not some book written by power eletes a zillion years ago and rewritten by popes or mullahs.

Shieldsy said...

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christian lies said...

Come on shieldsy ........ bored by the crimes of the christians?

One can Love everyone but condemb their crimes.

I wonder how many christians fired a gun at another human being and how many they killed.

Most prisoners in American jails [Guantanimo excepted] are christians.

Makes you think dunit?

Shieldsy said...

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christian lies said...

shieldsy you have no answer - you know I speak the truth. christians have caused 2006 years of bloody misery.

members of the nazi party are all considered by some, guilty.

members of the christian cult are all equally guilt.

Shieldsy said...

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