Sunday, June 04, 2006

100+ Things you don't need to be church!!

Get ready to hit the comments button, lets see how many things we can list that you do not need to be church. Not things we like having as we go along the road, but things we do not need.

Example....Hats and Hymn Books...can you think of any others??

Think of this as cathartic (purging), hopefully the full list will lead to a baggage free walk.

Totally weird items will require an explanation!!...go post

23 comments:

Rowan said...

Cathedrals

Benny Ratz said...

I dont fink we need priestly orders

Shannon Byous said...

Fake smiles.

christian lies said...

http://www.answers.com/topic/mitre

The liturgical headdress and part of the insignia of a Christian bishop. In the Western church it is a tall pointed hat with peaks in front and back, worn at all solemn functions.

Shannon Byous said...

power points

christian lies said...

Crosses

Dave said...

Fonts - The watery ones, not Times New Roman and Arial

Dave said...

Anything...and I mean anything to do with Apple Macintosh

Shieldsy said...

Churches

(No Apple Macs ... heretic!)

Anonymous said...

Fake elders

Dave said...

mmmmmm - interesting one anon, I guess it follows that we do not also need fake pastors and deacons etc etc...and that begs the question, what is a true elder etc?
Could make a separate post altogether!!

christian lies said...

jesus.

Nowhere in the New Testament does it say that Jesus laughed. It says Jesus wept, but never did he laugh.

Dave said...

Doesn't say he went to the toilet, but hey, I bet he did!

But okay, you don't need to laugh to be 'church' but it may help to have a sense of humour:)

Shieldsy said...

Richtea biscuits

Dave said...

you've obviously never read the 434 AD Nicetea Creed!! heretic back to you

Gillian said...

Church building funds

MICHAELA said...

special Long towelling gowns for baptism. I wore one and it was so wet and heavy I had to litterally squelch myself out, also I looked like a member of the Ku klux Klan.

Alastair said...

organs

the musical kind, obviously, otherwise there would be a lot of empty people in church...

actually, that's another conversation altogether

Shieldsy said...

Seating in rows

Shieldsy said...

a welcome, notices, 3 songs, a reading from the bible, a 25 minute talk, a prayer, a song, rich tea and small talk

christian lies said...

FOOTBALL.

Dave said...

Football

not sure i understand that one?

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