Thursday, October 06, 2005

Taxi!

This little joke is for taxi drivers, or anyone who knows a taxi driver?




A Baptist pastor and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.

'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the pastor to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the pastor. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a pastor, I went to church every Sunday, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'

2 comments:

Dave said...

Just wanted to add, the reason I picked Baptist pastor is because I am more Baptist than anything else...well I am actually more a 1689 London Baptist coming from a emergent reformed charismatic evangelical pentecostal position.

dinsy said...

So give us a joke about the 1689 London Baptist emergent reformed charismatic evangelical pentecostal pastor then. Your mission for the day, should you choose to accept it, is to make up such a joke.

 

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