Saturday, October 08, 2005

Baptism Joke

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the 1689 London Baptist emergent reformed charismatic evangelical pentecostal pastor .

The 1689 London Baptist emergent reformed charismatic evangelical pentecostal pastor turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, 1689 London Baptist emergent reformed charismatic evangelical pentecostal pastor . I sure am."

The 1689 London Baptist emergent reformed charismatic evangelical pentecostal pastor (okay from now on its just 1689 LBERCEP) then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the 1689 LBERCEP asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The 1689 LBERCEP then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not 1689 LBERCEP."

The 1689 LBERCEP in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the 1689 LBERCEP..."Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey I am a 1689 LBERCP member and I take offence at this joke, and anyway we would never just baptise someone who turned up on the day, especially a drunk, this joke is theologically flawed, long live 1689 1689 LBERCEP.

Anon and definately not me, Dave

 

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